Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!  By Xen - 5/31/2008 03:19

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?  5/29/2008 22:01

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.  5/29/2008 14:39

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.  5/29/2008 08:18

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.  5/28/2008 21:27

Planting a seed is easy, but helping it grow into something beautiful takes time and effort.  5/28/2008 05:46

There's a prize in every box and with every thing you do. Sometimes you just have to reach deep down to find it.  5/27/2008 18:54

On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.  5/27/2008 07:41

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.  5/27/2008 03:04

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!  By Van - 5/26/2008 20:54