Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.  By Angela - 6/4/2008 01:53

You have reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night, you pray it isn't for you.  6/3/2008 20:12

You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position.  6/3/2008 10:51

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.  By Larry - 6/3/2008 02:59

If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!  6/2/2008 19:28

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.  6/2/2008 08:45

If we don't know our own history, we are doomed to live it. [Hannah Arendt]  6/2/2008 01:37

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.  By Mike - 6/1/2008 21:35

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said: No hablo ingles.  5/31/2008 16:19

Parenthood is a priceless gift with an affordable price tag.  5/31/2008 05:14