There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. [Don Herold]  By Noor - 6/8/2008 09:16

I'd taken three years off to live as a normal person, so this was my first time back into it, and it was kind of shocking, but then it was fun.  By Noor - 6/8/2008 09:00

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.  6/8/2008 04:43

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.  6/7/2008 05:39

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.  6/6/2008 14:19

Sexy Computer commands: date, unzip, touch, strip, finger, mount, gasp, yes, uptime.  6/6/2008 16:35

Money doesn't make you happier. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.  6/5/2008 10:31

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?  6/5/2008 05:14

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. [Al Bundy]  6/4/2008 16:23

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.  6/4/2008 08:21