Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. [Mark Twain]  7/7/2008 04:25

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.  7/6/2008 18:42

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. [William Temple]  7/6/2008 03:07

Don't let failure go to your heart and don't let success go to your head. [Will Smith]  By JooJ - 7/5/2008 18:28

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.  7/5/2008 06:51

Church is the only place I know, where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house.  7/4/2008 17:19

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.  7/4/2008 06:46

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. [Harold S. Hulbert]  7/3/2008 20:08

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.  7/3/2008 13:35

Be grateful for the gifts you have rather than lament those you have not.  7/3/2008 05:47