Dear God make me a bird, so I can fly far far away from here.  8/14/2008 15:33

A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind.  8/14/2008 08:32

A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!  8/14/2008 01:19

Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1823.  8/13/2008 19:07

Because of you, I have learnt what I am.  8/13/2008 10:44

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.  8/13/2008 03:22

Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children.  8/12/2008 21:18

If at first you don't succeed, give up and go back to bed.  By Jack Mersey - 8/12/2008 17:02

Life is like a soap opera. It's fun to tune in every day to see what's going to happen next.  8/10/2008 05:01

It's so hard when I have to, and so easy when I want to.  By JooJ - 8/9/2008 03:42