In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?  8/18/2008 11:35

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.  8/17/2008 15:11

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. [Mae West]  8/17/2008 10:10

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!  8/17/2008 05:52

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.  8/16/2008 14:42

God made the land, God made the sea. He needed a princess and so he made me!  8/16/2008 11:25

Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils.  8/16/2008 02:44

Don't breed them if you can't feed them.  8/15/2008 17:43

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favor and jump off!  8/15/2008 02:34

Dear God make me a bird, so I can fly far far away from here.  8/14/2008 15:33