Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me.  8/19/2008 09:36

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.  8/19/2008 02:41

Is a full harddisk lighter than an empty one?  8/18/2008 19:47

In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?  8/18/2008 11:35

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.  8/17/2008 15:11

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. [Mae West]  8/17/2008 10:10

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!  8/17/2008 05:52

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.  8/16/2008 14:42

God made the land, God made the sea. He needed a princess and so he made me!  8/16/2008 11:25

Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils.  8/16/2008 02:44