An intellectual is someone who found out something better than sex!  8/25/2008 03:14

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.  8/23/2008 06:51

I am a repairman in an imperfect world.  8/22/2008 18:46

Getting married: it is so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  By Xenadu - 8/22/2008 11:38

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.  8/21/2008 18:31

This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting.  8/21/2008 09:09

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise.  8/21/2008 04:00

The rich get richer and the poor get children.  8/20/2008 15:54

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. 1 to screw the bulb and 2 to throw faces at each other.  By Drunk Baby - 8/20/2008 05:53

Remembrance is a form of meeting. [Gibran Khalil Gibran]  8/19/2008 06:39