Sign on the door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello. Can we pick your nose?  By Cynthia - 9/13/2008 17:40

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. [Oscar Wilde]  9/13/2008 10:37

You can't get from A to B without leaving A behind.  By Patrick - 9/13/2008 08:31

Philosophers disagree about truth, but lovers never do.  By Peter - 9/12/2008 20:14

Only unfulfilled love can be romantic. [Vicky Cristina Barcelona movie]  9/12/2008 05:22

House Keeper: A lady that kicks her husband out and keeps the house.  9/12/2008 04:59

Sign in the office of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.  By Jennifer - 9/11/2008 16:54

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.  9/11/2008 10:41

I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?  By Carl - 9/11/2008 07:39

Negotiations begin before we think they begin and end after we think they end. [Herb Cohen]  9/10/2008 17:26