Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.  9/17/2008 09:52

We cannot become who we need to be, by remaining who we are. Invent yourself everyday.  By John - 9/16/2008 22:50

A Boss relies on authority. A Leader relies on cooperation.  9/16/2008 14:47

Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so. [William Shakespeare]  By Anthony - 9/16/2008 08:52

When a friend asked his six-year-old brother why babies are spanked when they are born, the youngster replied, To get them used to it. [Doug Belknap]  9/15/2008 17:49

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.  9/15/2008 11:31

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. [Epictetus]  By Edward - 9/15/2008 07:57

We take risks not to escape life but to prevent that live escapes us.  By Samantha - 9/14/2008 22:51

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.  9/14/2008 17:48

Megaphone: A very large telephone.  9/14/2008 05:43