We take risks not to escape life but to prevent that live escapes us.  By Samantha - 9/14/2008 22:51

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.  9/14/2008 17:48

Megaphone: A very large telephone.  9/14/2008 05:43

Sign on the door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello. Can we pick your nose?  By Cynthia - 9/13/2008 17:40

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. [Oscar Wilde]  9/13/2008 10:37

You can't get from A to B without leaving A behind.  By Patrick - 9/13/2008 08:31

Philosophers disagree about truth, but lovers never do.  By Peter - 9/12/2008 20:14

Only unfulfilled love can be romantic. [Vicky Cristina Barcelona movie]  9/12/2008 05:22

House Keeper: A lady that kicks her husband out and keeps the house.  9/12/2008 04:59

Sign in the office of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.  By Jennifer - 9/11/2008 16:54