Roman: A person that never settles very long in one place.  By Eliane - 1/4/2009 07:15

Life Jacket: A special coat that lasts a lifetime.  By Tony - 1/3/2009 19:10

Notice in the toilet: This urinal is out of order - Kindly use the floor below.  By Mirna - 1/3/2009 16:08

Sign in a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.  By Patrick - 1/3/2009 06:07

Always believe your superiors, if you have any. [Mark Twain]  1/2/2009 15:04

A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats little men.  By Maria - 1/2/2009 08:03

Some questions cannot be answered, but they can be decided. [Harry S. Truman]  By Maroun - 1/2/2009 07:02

The customer perception is reality. [Byrd Bagett]  1/1/2009 15:01

Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win?  By Noor - 1/1/2009 11:02

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. [Faith Resnick]  1/1/2009 09:04