Little dipper: A small boy diving.  1/21/2009 07:56

Sign in a New York drugstore: We dispense with accuracy.  By Paul - 1/21/2009 05:30

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!  By Noor - 1/20/2009 11:15

If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing.  By Noor - 1/20/2009 11:09

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.  By Noor - 1/19/2009 23:03

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? - 3 years.  By Jean Mark - 1/19/2009 18:56

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.  By Emanuel - 1/19/2009 14:52

There are three sides of an argument: your side, my side and the right side.  By Nathalie - 1/18/2009 16:49

Time is driving a Ferrari.  1/16/2009 18:12

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they do not generate much interest.  By Stephany - 1/16/2009 14:31