Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.  By Groucho Marx - 1/9/2009 18:14

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.  By Colette - 1/9/2009 14:03

To want to be what one can be is purpose in life. [Cynthia Ozick]  1/9/2009 05:00

To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act. [Anatole France]  By Joya - 1/8/2009 13:57

A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. [Anatole France]  By Kathy - 1/8/2009 09:49

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. [Laurence J. Peter]  By Jean Paul - 1/8/2009 06:46

It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. [Aristotle]  1/7/2009 16:44

Rock Music: A lullaby sung in a rocking chair.  By Steve - 1/7/2009 14:40

Sign At a towing company: We do not charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.  By Joy - 1/7/2009 05:39

It is always the unreadable that occurs. [Oscar Wilde]  1/6/2009 14:35