Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.  By Noor - 1/19/2009 23:03

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? - 3 years.  By Jean Mark - 1/19/2009 18:56

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.  By Emanuel - 1/19/2009 14:52

There are three sides of an argument: your side, my side and the right side.  By Nathalie - 1/18/2009 16:49

Time is driving a Ferrari.  1/16/2009 18:12

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they do not generate much interest.  By Stephany - 1/16/2009 14:31

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. [Mahatma Gandhi]  By Tia - 1/15/2009 05:35

Friendship is like a prism through which the many variations of beauty are revealed in our lives. [Anon]  1/14/2009 17:33

Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. [Anon]  1/14/2009 02:15

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. [Winston Churchill]  By JooJ - 1/13/2009 06:56