Women will never be as successful as men, because they have no wives to advise them.  2/18/2009 05:20

What word begins in "f" and ends in "uck"? Firetruck.  2/17/2009 16:16

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. [Walter Winchell]  By Daniel - 2/17/2009 11:43

All men are idiots and I married their King!  2/17/2009 07:04

What do the Chinese call their good plates?  By Levi - 2/16/2009 22:24

Enjoy life. There is plenty of time to be dead. [Anon]  2/16/2009 14:46

Ringworm: Worm with a bell.  2/16/2009 13:43

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.  By Rami - 2/15/2009 17:40

Sign in a New Hampshire car wash: If you cannot read this, it is time to wash your car.  By John - 2/15/2009 15:34

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. [Oscar Wilde]  2/15/2009 10:32