A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.  By Pierre - 2/27/2009 02:57

Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove.  2/27/2009 01:53

When I see your smile, and I know it's not for me, that's when I'll miss you.  By NoOr - 2/26/2009 18:17

Don't use a lot where a little will do.  By NoOr - 2/26/2009 10:10

A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.  2/26/2009 03:21

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. [Rodney Dangerfield]  By Nathalie - 2/25/2009 19:47

Rich is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.  By Marilena - 2/25/2009 03:15

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.  2/24/2009 23:16

I always tell the truth, even when I lie.  2/24/2009 23:15

You don't know where you're going, unless you know where you're coming from.  By Elton John - 2/24/2009 22:52