There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can not.  By Maribelle - 2/24/2009 14:12

I have not reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.  By Marwan - 2/24/2009 13:08

Am I the right person in the wrong world or am I the wrong person in the right world?  2/24/2009 06:42

Multi-Tasking gets easier as you get older... You can sneeze, piss and shit at the same time.  2/24/2009 01:07

I love how much I love you. I hate how much I miss you.  2/23/2009 16:18

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. [Bob Hope]  2/23/2009 14:39

Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.  By Steven - 2/23/2009 06:33

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the Y becomes silent.  2/22/2009 14:30

Tell me what you brag about and I'll tell you what you lack. [Spanish Proverb]  2/22/2009 09:14

It is not enough to have great qualities. We should also have the management of them. [François de La Rochefoucauld]  2/22/2009 05:19