Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. [Smiley Blanton]  By Reine - 2/13/2009 06:30

Sorry you couldn't be here tonight. [David Letterman to a distracted Joaquin Phoenix]  2/13/2009 01:03

To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.  2/12/2009 09:59

The first law of dietetics seems to be if it tastes good, its bad for you. [Isaac Asimov]  By Alain - 2/12/2009 08:44

Sign in a Massachusettes parking area reserved for birdwatchers: Parking for birds only.  2/12/2009 06:42

Cleanliness is next to godliness. Godliness is close to me.  By Charles - 2/11/2009 22:22

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, maybe i shouldn't be so gullable.  By Charles - 2/11/2009 19:41

Your friends are not your true friends unless they were first your enemy.  By Charles - 2/11/2009 07:31

Your enemies enemies are your friends, but are your friends friends your enemies?  By Charles - 2/10/2009 17:53

Girl Scout: A boy that 'Scouts' for girls.  By Joseph - 2/10/2009 15:42