What do the Chinese call their good plates?  By Levi - 2/16/2009 22:24

Enjoy life. There is plenty of time to be dead. [Anon]  2/16/2009 14:46

Ringworm: Worm with a bell.  2/16/2009 13:43

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.  By Rami - 2/15/2009 17:40

Sign in a New Hampshire car wash: If you cannot read this, it is time to wash your car.  By John - 2/15/2009 15:34

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. [Oscar Wilde]  2/15/2009 10:32

He who thinks he knows everything will know nothing when the time comes.  By Charles Thawley - 2/14/2009 15:22

Can one know what happens next if they do not know what happend before?  By Charles - 2/14/2009 05:34

Some say 'death is a part of life'. Well, is there a part of death in which there is life?  By Charles - 2/14/2009 04:29

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.  By Mario - 2/13/2009 14:03