He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.  By Elia - 3/8/2009 10:32

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.  By Kevin - 3/8/2009 04:19

Sunbeam: A heat proof beam supporting the sun.  By Jacky - 3/7/2009 20:03

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, falling in love with you was beyond my control.  By Angela - 3/7/2009 15:49

Sign in an New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.  3/7/2009 06:56

Life: We were downloaded, with time we get overloaded, and at the end uploaded.  By Xen - 3/7/2009 02:42

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. [Friedrich Nietzsche]  By Noor - 3/6/2009 20:13

That money talks I do not deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!  By Gregory - 3/6/2009 07:44

War does not determine who is right... but who is left.  By Eve - 3/6/2009 03:13

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. [Oscar Wilde]  3/6/2009 01:47