Don't use a lot where a little will do.  By NoOr - 2/26/2009 10:10

A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.  2/26/2009 03:21

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. [Rodney Dangerfield]  By Nathalie - 2/25/2009 19:47

Rich is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.  By Marilena - 2/25/2009 03:15

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.  2/24/2009 23:16

I always tell the truth, even when I lie.  2/24/2009 23:15

You don't know where you're going, unless you know where you're coming from.  By Elton John - 2/24/2009 22:52

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.  2/24/2009 18:51

Life is all about Ass: Everyone is either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one!  2/24/2009 15:22

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. [Woody Allen]  2/24/2009 15:16