The secret to getting what you want is knowing what you want.  By Me - 2/20/2009 03:11

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.  By The Regal Leaf - 2/20/2009 01:03

Yes, I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.  By The Gentle Giant - 2/19/2009 13:11

Sign on a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.  By Robert - 2/19/2009 05:04

They say money can't buy you happiness, cause they don't know where to shop.  2/19/2009 03:26

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them. [Abraham Lincoln]  By Jean Pierre - 2/18/2009 13:55

Women will never be as successful as men, because they have no wives to advise them.  2/18/2009 05:20

What word begins in "f" and ends in "uck"? Firetruck.  2/17/2009 16:16

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. [Walter Winchell]  By Daniel - 2/17/2009 11:43

All men are idiots and I married their King!  2/17/2009 07:04