Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.  By Xen - 3/4/2009 06:38

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, Six should be enough. [Les Dawson]  3/4/2009 02:16

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can not remember the other two... [Sir Norman Wisdom]  By Liana - 3/3/2009 23:04

An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.  By Kathy - 3/3/2009 20:42

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions. [Cicero]  3/3/2009 17:30

Showoff: The show has been cancelled.  By Pino - 3/3/2009 08:17

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. [Isaac Asimov]  By JooJ2 - 3/3/2009 01:55

In life, we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love.  By JooJ - 3/2/2009 20:13

A great many people have a soldiers stomach, everything they eat goes to the front.  By Lynn - 3/2/2009 14:18

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I will never be as good as a wall. [Mitch Hedberg]  By Lina - 3/2/2009 07:06