They say money can't buy you happiness, cause they don't know where to shop.  2/19/2009 03:26

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them. [Abraham Lincoln]  By Jean Pierre - 2/18/2009 13:55

Women will never be as successful as men, because they have no wives to advise them.  2/18/2009 05:20

What word begins in "f" and ends in "uck"? Firetruck.  2/17/2009 16:16

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. [Walter Winchell]  By Daniel - 2/17/2009 11:43

All men are idiots and I married their King!  2/17/2009 07:04

What do the Chinese call their good plates?  By Levi - 2/16/2009 22:24

Enjoy life. There is plenty of time to be dead. [Anon]  2/16/2009 14:46

Ringworm: Worm with a bell.  2/16/2009 13:43

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.  By Rami - 2/15/2009 17:40