Life is all about Ass: Everyone is either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one!  2/24/2009 15:22

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. [Woody Allen]  2/24/2009 15:16

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can not.  By Maribelle - 2/24/2009 14:12

I have not reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.  By Marwan - 2/24/2009 13:08

Am I the right person in the wrong world or am I the wrong person in the right world?  2/24/2009 06:42

Multi-Tasking gets easier as you get older... You can sneeze, piss and shit at the same time.  2/24/2009 01:07

I love how much I love you. I hate how much I miss you.  2/23/2009 16:18

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. [Bob Hope]  2/23/2009 14:39

Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.  By Steven - 2/23/2009 06:33

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the Y becomes silent.  2/22/2009 14:30