That money talks I do not deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!  By Gregory - 3/6/2009 07:44

War does not determine who is right... but who is left.  By Eve - 3/6/2009 03:13

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. [Oscar Wilde]  3/6/2009 01:47

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.  By John - 3/5/2009 08:15

Witchcraft: Handmade crafts made for Halloween.  By Jana - 3/5/2009 03:00

If God gave me the chance to screw you over, who am I to refuse his kindness?  3/4/2009 12:11

It's great being a developing nation we can pretty much get away with anything and blame it on the climate. Weatherman ain't too popular though.  By Stebenga - 3/4/2009 09:03

Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.  By Xen - 3/4/2009 06:38

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, Six should be enough. [Les Dawson]  3/4/2009 02:16

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can not remember the other two... [Sir Norman Wisdom]  By Liana - 3/3/2009 23:04