Witchcraft: Handmade crafts made for Halloween.  By Jana - 3/5/2009 03:00

If God gave me the chance to screw you over, who am I to refuse his kindness?  3/4/2009 12:11

It's great being a developing nation we can pretty much get away with anything and blame it on the climate. Weatherman ain't too popular though.  By Stebenga - 3/4/2009 09:03

Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.  By Xen - 3/4/2009 06:38

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, Six should be enough. [Les Dawson]  3/4/2009 02:16

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can not remember the other two... [Sir Norman Wisdom]  By Liana - 3/3/2009 23:04

An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.  By Kathy - 3/3/2009 20:42

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions. [Cicero]  3/3/2009 17:30

Showoff: The show has been cancelled.  By Pino - 3/3/2009 08:17

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. [Isaac Asimov]  By JooJ2 - 3/3/2009 01:55