Answering Machine Message: A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we are not here. So leave a message.  3/18/2009 09:13

Sign in a Kitchen: If you do not like my standards of cooking... lower your standards.  By Joy - 3/18/2009 04:54

Do not be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can not cross a chasm in two small jumps. [David Lloyd George]  By John - 3/18/2009 02:39

An open ear is the only believable sign of an open heart. [David Augsburger]  3/17/2009 07:02

You guys line up alphabetically by height. [Bill Peterson]  By Andrew - 3/17/2009 03:24

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. [Benjamin Disraeli]  By Yasmina - 3/17/2009 02:48

Before you can be a hero, you have to start at zero.  3/16/2009 06:21

Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they will all think your on drugs.  By Anthony - 3/16/2009 02:43

Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive.  By Elio - 3/15/2009 23:36

Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.  By Martha - 3/15/2009 18:30