If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.  3/27/2009 07:02

The day will happen whether or not you get up.  By Lisa - 3/27/2009 05:58

I have never been drunk, but often I have been overserved. [George Gobel]  By John - 3/27/2009 02:54

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. [W.C. Fields]  By Mario - 3/26/2009 08:28

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step?  3/26/2009 03:39

Well, if I'm a nobody, and nobody's perfect, I guess I'm perfect!  By Nobody - 3/25/2009 16:59

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.  By Noor - 3/25/2009 09:51

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. [Benjamin Franklin]  3/25/2009 09:39

Death is life way of telling you you are fired.  By Mark - 3/25/2009 09:28

There are only two things a child will share willingly: Communicable diseases and his mother age. [Benjamin Spock]  3/25/2009 03:23