First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'  3/30/2009 04:29

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2) Whenever you're right, shut your mouth.  3/30/2009 03:59

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. [Sam Kinison]  3/30/2009 03:23

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We go to a restaurant 2 times a week. A candlelight, dinner and soft music. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.  3/30/2009 03:07

The great question which I have not been able to answer is, 'What does a woman want?' [Dumas]  3/30/2009 02:14

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. [Sacha Guitry]  3/30/2009 01:51

If the desire to need is measured by the value of something, then you my darling are quite simply priceless. [Derek Breslin]  3/30/2009 01:01

The fragrance always remains on the hand that gives the rose. [Mahatma Gandhi]  By Noor - 3/29/2009 09:50

Success is work in progress.  3/28/2009 02:29

If wealth is lost nothing is lost. If health is lost something is lost. If reputation is lost everything is lost.  3/27/2009 08:53