A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step?  3/26/2009 03:39

Well, if I'm a nobody, and nobody's perfect, I guess I'm perfect!  By Nobody - 3/25/2009 16:59

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.  By Noor - 3/25/2009 09:51

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. [Benjamin Franklin]  3/25/2009 09:39

Death is life way of telling you you are fired.  By Mark - 3/25/2009 09:28

There are only two things a child will share willingly: Communicable diseases and his mother age. [Benjamin Spock]  3/25/2009 03:23

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I am not in it, I go to work. [A. E. Matthews]  By Elias - 3/24/2009 08:48

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]  By Pia - 3/24/2009 06:52

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. [Margaret Thatcher]  By Bernard - 3/24/2009 04:28

There is only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife. [Scott Roeben]  By Sarah - 3/23/2009 07:39