A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He is out there now trying to win a trip back! [Jerry Dennis]  4/1/2009 01:53

Cowhide: Game of Hide and seek played by cows.  3/31/2009 18:13

Tears are words the heart can't express.  By Chantal - 3/31/2009 10:18

A manager is not a person who can do the work better than his men; he is a person who can get his men to do the work better than he can. [Fred Smith]  3/31/2009 02:21

A prime function of a leader is to keep hope alive. [John W. Gardner]  3/30/2009 07:42

A lot of people have great ideas, but nothing in the world is cheaper than a good idea with no action.  3/30/2009 05:49

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'  3/30/2009 04:29

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2) Whenever you're right, shut your mouth.  3/30/2009 03:59

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. [Sam Kinison]  3/30/2009 03:23

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We go to a restaurant 2 times a week. A candlelight, dinner and soft music. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.  3/30/2009 03:07