Passwords are like underwear: change them often.  6/5/2009 10:28

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!  6/5/2009 05:04

If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity.  6/5/2009 05:03

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?  6/4/2009 04:03

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?  6/4/2009 04:00

Some people confuse being strong with being uncivilized, and being creatively 'crazy' with being chaotically 'stupid'.  6/4/2009 00:57

I understand your lack of feminism, but won't tolerate your lack of civility.  6/4/2009 00:06

Call me anytime, I won't be home.  6/3/2009 10:59

If friends were flowers, I would pick you.  6/3/2009 07:55

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am.  6/3/2009 07:52