The fact that you have a temper doesn't mean you're creatively 'crazy'.  6/18/2009 13:34

If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.  6/18/2009 05:15

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.  6/18/2009 05:12

Save water, drink beer.  6/18/2009 05:10

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it.  By Claude - 6/17/2009 13:52

Marriage is a bliss. Ignorance is a bliss. Therefore...  By Mary - 6/16/2009 08:52

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.  6/16/2009 03:31

I decided my life is too simple, I wanna complicate the hell out of it. ['Six Days Seven Nights' movie]  By JooJ - 6/15/2009 14:40

Beware of confusing success and success recognition.  By Charbel A. - 6/15/2009 10:44

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.  6/15/2009 07:44