Life is all about choices.  By Rita - 6/8/2009 01:23

Calories? They're the little fuckers that get into my wardrobe and make all my clothes smaller!  By Barry - 6/6/2009 01:35

Truth is like surgery, it hurts for a while but it cures.  By Hisham - 6/6/2009 01:04

Passwords are like underwear: change them often.  6/5/2009 10:28

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!  6/5/2009 05:04

If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity.  6/5/2009 05:03

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?  6/4/2009 04:03

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?  6/4/2009 04:00

Some people confuse being strong with being uncivilized, and being creatively 'crazy' with being chaotically 'stupid'.  6/4/2009 00:57

I understand your lack of feminism, but won't tolerate your lack of civility.  6/4/2009 00:06