Some of the people I know are proof that God has a sense of humor.  7/28/2009 06:16

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.  7/27/2009 08:49

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.  7/27/2009 08:48

I never finish anythi  7/27/2009 08:46

Learning is a gift that will follow its owner everywhere.  By Chinese Proverb - 7/25/2009 09:54

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. [Rodney Dangerfield]  By Steve - 7/24/2009 16:05

Trying is the first step towards failure.  7/24/2009 11:10

Sometimes I feel I've been trying to catch a grasshopper all my life.  7/24/2009 08:03

When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better.  7/24/2009 05:10

Everything popular is wrong. [Oscar Wilde]  7/24/2009 05:09