The only thing you can plan for in life is to plan to be surprised.  7/12/2009 11:29

Love is not a feeling, it's an ability. ['Dan in Real Life' movie]  7/12/2009 11:07

When the shit hits the fan, get a tent. [William Shakespeare]  7/12/2009 09:29

If we are walking in joy, we are trusting God.  7/10/2009 07:47

I married Ms. Right. I just didn't know her first name was "always."  7/10/2009 07:37

Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares. [Shakespeare]  7/10/2009 06:19

If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.  By Steve - 7/8/2009 16:15

You don't have to say all what you think of, but you'd better think of what you have to say!  By Charbel A. - 7/8/2009 05:03

Change the bottom line on your face... smile!  7/7/2009 08:42

76.45% of all statistics are meaningless.  7/7/2009 08:39