If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.  7/16/2009 11:38

How do you get off a nonstop flight?  7/16/2009 08:31

My girlfriend always tells me go get in shape, and I'm like: Round is a shape!  7/16/2009 03:30

I'm trying to get in shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Triangle'.  By JooJ - 7/16/2009 01:29

Sometimes the most difficult choices are the very ones that can bring us the greatest rewards.  By Lama Bou Said - 7/15/2009 07:07

Sometimes I wonder, why is that Frisbee getting bigger? and then it hits me.  By Steve - 7/14/2009 13:03

If the shoe fits, find the other one.  7/14/2009 06:53

Love is like a snow, the slower it falls the longer it lasts.  By [Mi®wais] - 7/14/2009 00:35

Sir, you are an ASSet to the wHOLE company!  By Charbel A. - 7/13/2009 04:10

Plan to be surprised. ['Dan in Real Life' movie]  7/12/2009 11:37