Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality. [Richter]  8/28/2009 21:36

If the opposite of pro- is con-, then the opposite of progress is Congress!  8/27/2009 23:11

There is no I in TEAM, but there's an M and an E.  8/27/2009 23:03

If you're made of money, then everything costs an arm and a leg.  8/27/2009 22:56

Hurry up and fire the cannons, so I can remove the potatoes from my ears!  8/27/2009 22:50

Expect the unexpected. Then the unexpected is expected, and you will have nothing to expect, and therefore nothing to worry about.  8/27/2009 22:44

The key to a perfect world is to redefine 'perfect'.  8/27/2009 20:55

Arsonist's saying: "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it!"  8/27/2009 20:49

Why must we torture the guy on warning labels?  8/27/2009 20:34

I'm always right. It's just that sometimes the laws of the universe are wrong.  8/27/2009 20:28