The good thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people.  7/22/2009 04:11

Overloaded: An elephant riding a bicycle.  7/21/2009 04:27

Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.  7/21/2009 04:26

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!  By Xen - 7/19/2009 07:01

Home is where the computer is plugged in.  7/18/2009 03:11

If God didn't forgive, Heaven would be empty.  7/18/2009 03:10

If we don't control our money, it will control us.  7/18/2009 03:08

It takes a thousand voices to tell a single story.  By NoOr - 7/17/2009 09:03

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.  By Lisa - 7/16/2009 15:05

Work harder: People on welfare depend on you.  7/16/2009 11:40