Waiter, do you have frogs legs? No, sir, I've always walked like this.  By Mike - 8/22/2009 10:29

Nobody can know everything. There is always more to learn.  8/21/2009 11:56

Enjoy the worst moments cause you might face even worse ones. Life is Good!  8/21/2009 09:47

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.  8/21/2009 08:24

If you can't find it you don't need it.  By Caroline K. - 8/21/2009 07:35

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.  By Grace - 8/19/2009 18:42

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. - Wife: When must I give them to him? - Doctor: They are for you.  8/20/2009 08:53

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way. Wisdom is looking both directions anyway.  By JooJ - 8/19/2009 09:46

Never explain yourself to anyone, because the person who likes you doesn't need it, and the person who dislikes you won't believe it.  By Grace - 8/19/2009 09:41

Hold the person you love close to your heart, because you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting the stones.  By Rana - 8/19/2009 08:39