Why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?  By Tony - 8/26/2009 04:15

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. [Gloria Steinem]  8/25/2009 15:27

Every one is Gifted, but some people never open their package.  8/25/2009 05:25

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. [Woody Allen]  8/24/2009 13:22

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. [Prince Philip]  By Naim - 8/24/2009 13:01

The flight attendant asked me: Would you like dinner? I answered: What are my choices? She replied: Yes or no!  8/24/2009 11:29

Life is full of choices. Are you making the right ones?  8/24/2009 09:34

Your job won't take care of you when you're sick, your friends and parents will. Keep in touch.  By Johny - 8/24/2009 01:09

Friendship is not ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came the first or who cares the best. It's about who came and never left.  By NoOr - 8/23/2009 19:42

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.  By Nada - 8/23/2009 12:55