I had my left side removed. I'm all right now.  8/12/2009 07:20

I successfully licked one of my elbows!  8/12/2009 07:19

I am re-tired, I was tired yesterday and im tired again today!  8/12/2009 03:45

If common sense is so common, why is there so many people with out it?  8/11/2009 15:42

When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong.  By Fadi - 8/11/2009 02:57

One should eat to live, not live to eat. [Moliere]  8/11/2009 10:10

Pretend you're dead, and you'll see who really loves you.  By Lisa - 8/10/2009 16:07

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.  By Xen - 8/10/2009 02:34

You'll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn't worth noticing.  8/10/2009 02:25

When God shuts a door, he opens a window.  8/9/2009 03:45