Recipe for happiness: Less thinking & more... drinking!  By Charbel A. - 9/8/2009 11:23

Why raise the roof if you can bring down the house!  By George - 9/8/2009 06:31

Talk slowly but think quickly!  By Rania - 9/8/2009 00:01

It's dangerous to be sincere, unless you are also stupid!  9/7/2009 08:29

Wife asks her husband "How many women have you slept with?" Husband proudly replies "Only you Darling. With all the others, I was 'awake!'"  9/7/2009 06:11

Ecstasy: It's a feeling that you feel when you feel you are going to feel something you have never felt before.  By Angela - 9/7/2009 05:01

Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark.  By Josiane - 9/7/2009 04:12

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. [Carl Bard]  By Lisa - 9/7/2009 01:07

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. [Albert Einstein]  9/6/2009 01:02

Be a quitter: quit smoking, drinking, swearing, eating too much, losing your temper etc.  By Samer - 9/5/2009 08:00