Your job won't take care of you when you're sick, your friends and parents will. Keep in touch.  By Johny - 8/24/2009 01:09

Friendship is not ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came the first or who cares the best. It's about who came and never left.  By NoOr - 8/23/2009 19:42

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.  By Nada - 8/23/2009 12:55

Waiter, do you have frogs legs? No, sir, I've always walked like this.  By Mike - 8/22/2009 10:29

Nobody can know everything. There is always more to learn.  8/21/2009 11:56

Enjoy the worst moments cause you might face even worse ones. Life is Good!  8/21/2009 09:47

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.  8/21/2009 08:24

If you can't find it you don't need it.  By Caroline K. - 8/21/2009 07:35

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.  By Grace - 8/19/2009 18:42

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. - Wife: When must I give them to him? - Doctor: They are for you.  8/20/2009 08:53