History is not just something we inherit; it is also something that we make. [King Abdullah II]  9/11/2009 05:03

You have the right to remain silent, I advise you to use it sometimes.  By Dado - 9/10/2009 09:45

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.  By Dania - 9/9/2009 04:22

Recipe for happiness: Less thinking & more... drinking!  By Charbel A. - 9/8/2009 11:23

Why raise the roof if you can bring down the house!  By George - 9/8/2009 06:31

Talk slowly but think quickly!  By Rania - 9/8/2009 00:01

It's dangerous to be sincere, unless you are also stupid!  9/7/2009 08:29

Wife asks her husband "How many women have you slept with?" Husband proudly replies "Only you Darling. With all the others, I was 'awake!'"  9/7/2009 06:11

Ecstasy: It's a feeling that you feel when you feel you are going to feel something you have never felt before.  By Angela - 9/7/2009 05:01

Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark.  By Josiane - 9/7/2009 04:12