PGSD: Post-Gulf Stress Syndrome. Raise your hand if you know what I'm talking about.  By Caroline K. - 12/9/2009 03:32

To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep.  By Dee - 12/9/2009 02:58

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."  By Sam - 12/9/2009 02:09

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.  By John - 12/9/2009 02:06

To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail. [Michael Jordan]  12/9/2009 01:59

Caution... Blind man driving.  By Samir - 12/9/2009 01:55

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.  12/9/2009 01:51

I fell for you, and you caught my heart.  By Aline - 12/9/2009 01:46

Whatever manipulative people can try to be, they will be powerless if we are fully conscious of our potential and qualities. Nobody in this world can make you feel bad without your permission.  By Paulo Coelho - 12/8/2009 18:11

Move in all directions... time machine is a state of mind.  By Mohamad - 12/8/2009 17:51