Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.  12/10/2009 04:20

Don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer.  By Jim - 12/10/2009 04:14

Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.  12/10/2009 04:04

Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.  By Jim - 12/10/2009 03:50

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.  By JooJ - 12/10/2009 03:40

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.  By Aline - 12/10/2009 03:35

Seven days without laughter makes one 'weak'.  12/9/2009 12:42

A smile is a curve that sets (almost) everything right.  By Aline - 12/9/2009 07:16

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you". It is so simple, and so effective. [Paulo Coelho]  12/9/2009 06:42

Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.  By Cynthia - 12/9/2009 05:34