There's no next time. It's now or never!  By Loulou - 6/27/2010 10:56

Worried man to Psychologist: My wife treats me as if I'm a DOG. Psycho: Poor you. She abuses you, hits you and starves you? Man: No, No. Worse. She wants me to be FAITHFUL.  6/27/2010 09:07

Being good to people is like being a goalkeeper, no matter how many goals you save, people will only remember the ones you missed.  By Wissam - 6/27/2010 03:18

A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses.  By Xen - 6/26/2010 05:13

What works good is better than what looks good, because what works lasts.  By Naser - 6/25/2010 22:44

The bravest thing that a man can do is to love women.  By Ann - 6/25/2010 10:18

There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see. [Leonardo DaVinci]  6/25/2010 04:46

Learning never exhausts the mind. [Leonardo Da Vinci]  6/25/2010 04:40

Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: 'Nothing'. Wife: 'Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour'. Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date'.  6/24/2010 16:13

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. [Terry Pratchett]  6/24/2010 13:01