Goodbye is a funny thing that can ruin your day and sometimes your whole life.  9/12/2010 04:12

Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong.  9/6/2010 04:24

When a lock is opened by many keys it's called a 'Bad Lock'... But when a key opens many locks they call it a 'Master Key'.  9/6/2010 00:06

Loneliness is the worst of all tortures, the worst of all sufferings. [Paulo Coelho]  9/5/2010 16:24

Buy and sell to make money. Buy and hold to build wealth. [Robert Kiyosaki]  9/4/2010 05:15

Your face to my eyes is what noise is to my ears.  9/3/2010 12:50

Always do what is right. This will surprise some people and astonish the rest. [Mark Twain]  9/3/2010 04:14

Got a goal? As much as you might want to tell a friend, you should keep it quiet if you want to achieve it.  9/2/2010 10:23

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.  By Cynthia - 9/2/2010 04:32

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.  9/2/2010 02:11