To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. [Don Schrader]  By JooJ - 12/19/2010 01:33

There are only two types of honest people in this world: small children and drunk people.  By Loulou - 12/18/2010 09:35

Change is good; but if u keep changing for people you'd have no identity! [Tomika Easton]  12/16/2010 22:37

We get wealthy as we get older! Silver in the hair, gold in the teeth, stones in the kidneys, sugar in blood, lead in feet, costly medicines in the stomach & an inexhaustible supply of natural gas!  By Jossy - 12/15/2010 01:48

God's plan is like a movie. All the good and bad things are arranged together for the good ending.  By jebu - 12/14/2010 06:51

Have more than show, speak less than know. [William Shakespeare]  12/14/2010 04:46

Life is like a river: The twists and turns along the way are meant to guide us, not stop us. So keep walking!  By Philippe - 12/14/2010 04:04

Happiness is something that multiplies when it is divided. [Paulo Coelho]  12/12/2010 04:50

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. One man gets only a week's value out of a year while another gets a full year's value out of a week.  By Charles Richards - 12/10/2010 22:13

The most painful thing is when the only person capable of wiping your tears doesn't have a kleenex.  12/10/2010 15:18