Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out fliers, and when someone tries to hand me out a flier, it's kinda like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away. [Mitch Hedberg]  4/16/2011 03:46

Never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything!  By Xen - 4/15/2011 10:26

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. [Nikita Khrushchev]  4/14/2011 23:10

I bet Mark Zuckerberg's mother doesn't tell him he's spending too much time on Facebook.  By Serge - 4/14/2011 03:58

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time. [Finding Forrester movie]  4/13/2011 23:28

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.  By JooJ - 4/13/2011 05:42

We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon. [Konrad Adenauer]  4/12/2011 15:56

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.  By Charbel A. - 4/12/2011 14:34

Boy: Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Boy: OK good, because I haven't done my homework.  By Johny - 4/12/2011 13:22

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. [Benjamin Franklin]  4/11/2011 21:54