Chance favors only the prepared mind. [Louis Pasteur]  8/21/2011 09:19

Marriage is like a watermelon: We buy into the whole package not knowing exactly what will come, but knowing we will have seeds to pick out along the way.  8/18/2011 08:33

Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid. [John Wayne]  8/18/2011 06:10

The more you know, the greater control you have over your life and finances.  8/18/2011 04:08

It is not love, but lack of love which is blind. [Glenway Wescott]  8/18/2011 03:49

I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now.  8/16/2011 17:33

The longer the build up, the bigger the explosion. (from the chapter about volcano eruptions in the Encyclopaedia Britannica)  By Joumana - 8/16/2011 14:17

I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes and I thought to myself, 'Wow dogs are easily entertained'. Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase its tail for ten minutes.  8/16/2011 13:50

In every girl's life, there is a boy she will never ever forget. In every boy's life, there is a girl he can never ever get.  8/16/2011 01:44

If someone says 'I love you' to you, and you really don't feel the same way, just say 'I love youtube' real fast.  By JooJ - 8/15/2011 07:46