People who snore always fall asleep first.  By JooJ - 9/5/2011 05:06

If your girlfriend is fat, tell her to walk 20 miles a day. In 1 month, she'll be 600 miles away.  9/4/2011 13:16

If you don't know where you came from then you can't know where you're going.  By JooJ - 9/4/2011 07:13

Negotiation is worthless. Sales is everything.  9/4/2011 07:07

After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.  9/4/2011 06:59

Dear Human, You get mad when I wake you up and you also get mad when I don't! Any explanation? Sincerely, Mr. Alarm Clock  By Pamela - 9/4/2011 06:16

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. [Laurence J. Peter]  By JooJ - 9/4/2011 06:07

In the world of entrepreneurs, you don't need a college education. You need a proper education. [Robert Kiyosaki]  9/1/2011 05:30

A bell is no bell till you ring it. A song is no song till you sing it. And love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, Love isn't love till you give it away.  By JooJ - 9/1/2011 03:15

It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. [Henry David Thoreau]  8/31/2011 13:56