Times are tough, but we're tougher.  9/6/2011 03:27

Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? [Mary Oliver]  By JooJ - 9/5/2011 12:28

Success is a state of mind. Success is there for the taking, so TAKE IT.  9/5/2011 07:20

People who snore always fall asleep first.  By JooJ - 9/5/2011 05:06

If your girlfriend is fat, tell her to walk 20 miles a day. In 1 month, she'll be 600 miles away.  9/4/2011 13:16

If you don't know where you came from then you can't know where you're going.  By JooJ - 9/4/2011 07:13

Negotiation is worthless. Sales is everything.  9/4/2011 07:07

After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.  9/4/2011 06:59

Dear Human, You get mad when I wake you up and you also get mad when I don't! Any explanation? Sincerely, Mr. Alarm Clock  By Pamela - 9/4/2011 06:16

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. [Laurence J. Peter]  By JooJ - 9/4/2011 06:07