It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.  9/21/2011 09:05

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.  9/21/2011 09:01

You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take... and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.  By JooJ2 - 9/21/2011 08:51

It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.  9/21/2011 08:46

The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is YOU.  9/21/2011 08:41

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.  9/21/2011 08:36

In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.  9/21/2011 08:26

In the battle between you and the world, I'll bet on the world. Thank you very much.  9/21/2011 08:20

Discovery: A company that will got to the ends of the earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.  9/21/2011 08:12

You were meant for me... perhaps as a punishment.  9/21/2011 08:02